Sunday, July 13, 2008

PORNOSONIC - UNRELEASED 70'S PORNO MUSIC WITH RON JEREMY (2004)














IT'S THE PLUMMER!
ARTIST````PORNOSONIC
ALBUM````
UNRELEASED 70'S PORNO MUSIC
GENRE````FUNK, KITSCH, SEX

YEAR``````2004 / 1970's Vintage Porn

WHY:

A true gem - sleezy soundtrack music that almost every comedian (Pablo Francisco?) pranked with at least once is here - remastered and carefully selected for your enjoyement. Inserted narattions by porno-super-tzar Ron Jeremy are gorgeously simple, awful, sleezy reminders of vintage 1970's porn movies with a "back-story haha" (hairy plummer suddenly appears at a half-naked-just got of a shower blonde's apatrment to repair her "pipes"). Simply said - wah-wah sex classic!


Ron Jeremy - the plumming legend












REVIEW:
by Jason Ankeny from allmusic

If the smiling visage of smut film icon Ron Jeremy that adorns the cover of PornoSonic isn't in and of itself enough to convince you to buy the record, then you need to seriously recalibrate your value system -- the Hedgehog is a veritable trademark of quality, and one listen to this collection of vintage porn music will no doubt prove enough to keep you coming back for more. These ten instrumentals are from the classic "boom-chicka-pow-wow" school of skinematic debauchery, loaded with funky drums, bone-rattling basses, and guitars that squeal and moan like starlets in heat -- best of all, the esteemed Mr. Jeremy contributes spoken material guaranteed to keep the ladies in the mood. Highlights include such theme songs as "Laying Pipe," "Sex Starved Secretaries," "Cramming for College," and "Prepare for Take Off."


SLEEZY TRACKLIST:
1. Dick Dagger's Theme [From Dick Dagger's Big Dick Dilemma]
2. Cramming for College [From Cramming for College]
3. Nice n' Sleazy Does It [From "If It Ain't Easy It Ain't Sleazy"]
4. Spiderpussy [From Spiderpussy]
5. Special Delivery [From a Happy Ass]
6. Sex Starved Secretaries [From Takin' Dictation]
7. Prepare for Take Off [From Mile High Club]
8. Her Magic Carpet [From Donna Does DeNise]
9. Laying Pipe [From Plumber's DeLight]
10. Spiderpussy (Slight Return) [From Spiderpussy 2: Caught in the Web]


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4 comments:

Predrag said...

sounds kinda Stonefunkers, that kinda groove except for the sweetest 'RHCP' parts. I like it.

Panda Stuffer said...

Yah, it would be great if RHCP was directly founded on the principles of porn-funk haha! Which acctualy doesn't sounds so far out.

Predrag said...

StoneFunkers - Material

Ankety said...

Hahaha,some hardcore porn here definitely! Even anal sex is on it hahaha.

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